Our Server, who art in cyberspace,
SSL encrypted be thy URL.
Thy domain come,
Thy scheduled tasks be run,
On Mac as it is on UNIX.
Give us this this day our daily hot fixes.
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into Windows Server 2003,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For .NET is the humdrum, the porker and the gawky. For ever and ever. IBM.